Bottomless
The carafe comes back full four times and nobody has ordered food yet.
Part of the TinselLux™ collection: invitations in stitched leather, tufted velvet, linen and satin.
The material is the card: linen with a visible weave, velvet with a nap, leather with its grain. It costs the same as every other invitation.
See the collectionThis brunch invitation imagines a table booked for eleven under a name the restaurant already recognises. Everyone arrives in a cropped jacket they customised themselves: rhinestone hearts, a row of pearls along the seam, a fringed hem that moves every time someone stands up for a photo. The first carafe lands before the menus are opened, and the menus stay closed for a while after that.
Food is ordered eventually, in a single long sentence, and most of it is shared. The staff switch to the lunch board around two, which is the usual signal to settle up and go somewhere else. Somebody does suggest somewhere else. The table stays where it is.
What goes on it
Every line replaceableThe wording on this card
You are invited to
Brunch with Dani
Saturday, May 22, 2027 · 11 AM
THE SUNNY SIDE CAFE · 5 Frayed Hem Way, Blush Beach, FL
Mimosas refill. Nobody leaves early.
Every line of the wording is an example, and yours to replace. The title is painted into the artwork. Type your own and it is drawn again with your words.
What to actually tell people
- Ask for the long table Call ahead with a firm number and request the long table rather than a booth. Rhinestone cuffs and a padded booth corner do not get along, and fringe needs a chair back it can hang off.
- Find out when the refills stop Most places cap bottomless at two hours from the first pour. Ask when you book, then set the start time so the last refill lands well before anyone needs to be anywhere.
- Settle the money in advance Put one card down and name the per-person figure in the group chat the night before. Nobody should be doing arithmetic at a table that has been drinking since eleven.
- Bring clear nail glue Crystal fringe loses a stone or two on chair backs and bag straps every time. A small tube of clear glue and two safety pins in someone's bag fixes it at the table in under a minute.
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The artwork
Keep this one, or describe your own party and get artwork drawn for it.
The wording
Every line on this card is an example, the painted title included. Change all of it; the design holds.
Sending
By text, from your own number. Guests open a link. Nothing to download.
The price
One credit for the invitation. Six guests or sixty, the number does not move.
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